dears:

aewsome:

To answer everyone’s questions:

1. The bullets in the bandolier are individually capped double shots of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Tennessee Whiskey.
2. The vest has twelve 12oz. High Lifes. (The champagne of beers)
3. The belt has six 16oz. tall boys of Budweiser, or as we call them here in NYC… “Ice colds.”
4. There are no ice packs or other forms of refrigeration keeping them cold. The whole point is to encourage you to give the beers and shots away before they get hot, thereby making you the life of the party.
5. Then you go downstairs, refill, and do it again.
6. PARTY HARD OR DON’T PARTY AT ALL.

Holy crap. I NEED to do this.